A True Friend
A true friend sends you a copy of Firefly episodes on DVD AND sends you a new vibrator, just to say I love you.
I've decided that's my new definition of a great friend (Thanks Terry! Haha!).
I've decided that's my new definition of a great friend (Thanks Terry! Haha!).
posted by Kira | 12:13 PM
11 Comments:
Ah, but you need what I have, if you are going to be a complete person. You need electricity, AND I'M NOT SHARING!!! Laugh THAT off!
Hey, aren't you my friend?? Send batteries too...we don't need electricity!! ;)
OHTS--I have electricity, AND batteries...sorry to burst your bubble, dear!
SC--Hmmm well, no. Do you have recommendations? Should I watch Firefly WHILE using the vibrator? Haha!
Amanda--yes, I am your good friend, so I guess I owe you a dvd and a vibrator. Or are you saying you'd rather have a vibrator and batteries? What if the DVD is a "Hidden life of Milk and Cookie" type of video? Would that then rank higher?
whats a vibrator?
LMAO - I think I've seen enough of Cookie's hidden life to know that would be a helluva dvd! And, yes, I'd like one of each please :)
Cookie? They don't have those in the UK? Maybe it's b/c you guys are so skilled between the sheets that the women don't need them...in which case I'm buying a one-way ticket to London.
I prefer the REAL THING!
:-)
But the real thing can't do what a rabbit can do! Or maybe I've spent too much time in a long distance relationship that I have an unhealthy love for my collection of vibrators.
Cookie--oh, you play innocent baby, but I KNOW BETTER! :)
Amanda--ok, I'll see what I can do! haha!
Laura--I've dated a man from England and have many English friends. Save your money. *Runs far, far away from Cookie as he tries to spank her for that one* *shouts over her shoulder, "I'm not referring to Jezzy's English hubby either, just oooootheerrrssss...."* :)
WW--Yes, but the real thing isn't with me the bulk of the time! *sniff* Besides, I have just two words to say: Phone. Sex. Haha!
Jezzy--And see? You prove my point...haha! The one Terry has purchased for me is called "The Lizard." Yes, Terry's a perv, but he's a perv by profession: he writes up scripts for catalogues for an adult products company, so he gets amazing discounts on their products. YAY! It's not what you know, it's WHO you know! HAHA! It always entertains me to think of Terry doing his job. He's a very gifted writer and even a published author, so I doubt the company has ever had a better person for the job!
Shit, and all this time I thought being a true friend was helping your friend push a fat baby head out of her vagina. Then cleaning amniotic fluid off of your shoes while you convince her that it didn't stretch her hole too big. All I needed to do was by her a vibrator?
i feel slightly ill now....
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