Brain Death
I wish I weren't the absent-minded professor type. Yes, it happens more when I'm distracted and overwhelmed.
Women: ever shave your legs in the shower, only to get out, go on with your day, and realize oh shit, I only shaved ONE LEG????
Yeah. Rock on for me.
Guys, I don't think your equivalent of just "missing a patch" on your face is as dumb as missing a whole damned LEG. I can't believe me on some days...sigh...
Women: ever shave your legs in the shower, only to get out, go on with your day, and realize oh shit, I only shaved ONE LEG????
Yeah. Rock on for me.
Guys, I don't think your equivalent of just "missing a patch" on your face is as dumb as missing a whole damned LEG. I can't believe me on some days...sigh...
posted by Kira | 6:55 PM
9 Comments:
Would you like some limoncello? Or maybe orangecello? I would offer port, but well, we know who is the port drinker in the group. LOL
Things will get better soon...they'll start dropping classes, and your life will be so much easier.
Yes. I need them to drop classes, as awful as that sounds. Nobody is dropping! That's not right! I can't have a whole semester of 20 plus kids in each class!!!!!
Are we sure Angie drank the port? I mean, my recall of that night is limited, but I was pretty sure the only place I saw port on Angie was on her breasts...LOL
But when they drop, I always feel like such a failure... sigh...
I once wore two different shoes. Seriously. I was pregnant though, and it was hard to see my feet at that point...
We need to have some fun soon, I think.
Port is actually a fabulous decoultage treatment, ladies. I swear it.
did you remember to shave your beard pff though kira? tee hee
I am sure you can find plenty of silly things I did to cheer you up dearest :D
I once went to work in my sneakers instead of proper suit shoes. I was quite embarassed when it was pointed out to me.
I had my T-shirt on backwards when I got to work - the tag was in the front but otherwise looked unremarkable.
angie--it's not fair to use pregnancy as an excuse! And port never looked sexier on any woman than you!
Tony--which beard? :)
Malia--most of my classes are big this term and nobody's dropping. I suppose I could look at this with flattery and think, damn they all love me so they don't want to leave...but I know better. I need to grade more things so they run like crazy!
SC--so glad I amuse you ;) Alex did the reverse at my brother's house: sneakers and black dress socks. That was an accident, though, as he just didn't have any white socks with him for the weekend! Still looked funny as hell.
Alex--if you want to cheer me up, fuck me. Now.
Ok, so that was really blunt and you aren't here to do it, but I still mean every word I just wrote!
Prom--I've done that before, both to myself AND to my children *coughs*
The one I feel really stupid about: I put my shaving cream on first thing in the bathroom, then shave it off right before getting in the shower, so it'll have the maximum amount of time to soften my beard. But sometimes I forget to shave, and get in the shower with the shaving cream still on my face. D'oh.
Post a Comment
<< Home