SC Was Right
SC made a comment once on a post about the one track mind of men. He stated that when a woman said something like, "Man, I'd love a burrito!" the man was thinking, "I've got your burrito right here..."
I now believe he is right, and that it starts at a very early age.
Jared received at school a little prize for good behavior. It's a car with a light on it, and if you flick the lever, the inside of the car glows. He has been very proud of it. He showed it to his sister, and then sat down with it, cradling it in his hand.
After a bit, I asked Jared a question. "Honey? Can I see its light?" I asked with a smile.
Jared smiled back.
He pulled down his pajama bottoms.
He grabbed onto his penis, waved it about, and grinned harder.
I've got your light right here...
I now believe he is right, and that it starts at a very early age.
Jared received at school a little prize for good behavior. It's a car with a light on it, and if you flick the lever, the inside of the car glows. He has been very proud of it. He showed it to his sister, and then sat down with it, cradling it in his hand.
After a bit, I asked Jared a question. "Honey? Can I see its light?" I asked with a smile.
Jared smiled back.
He pulled down his pajama bottoms.
He grabbed onto his penis, waved it about, and grinned harder.
I've got your light right here...
posted by Kira | 6:30 PM
12 Comments:
Reminds me of a boy who started to masturbate at six... :)
He takes after me :D
It's his french side coming out :D
Holy cow!!!
That's just wrong. :)
OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!! That's TOOOO funny.
Ethan is infatuated with his penis. He pulls, strokes, pinches, just plays with the damn thing all of the time. He'll play with it until it gets "stuck" as he likes to call it.
Boys, sheesh!!
Alex--yes, he's more French at this point than he knows ;) h ehe
Mandy--yes. Exactly. Except the version that went through my brain was a little more vulgar!
Joe--absolutely! I can't even believe he thought of it. haha!
April--yes, Jared is infatuated with his penis as well. I never remember Ariana being facinated with her privates like this. Her only genital issue that I can recall was announced in public at the age of two, in a restaurant: "Mommy! I have a HOLE in my VAGINA!" Oh yeah! I know folks tell me, why do you teach your child 'those names' for their body parts? Like I've done something wrong. You know what? I tell them that because...that's the actual NAME for them, that's why. And I can't see how my daughter shouting out "Mommy! I have a HOLE in my PEE PEE!" would be any better in the long run! But yeah, she doesn't touch/show off/discuss/flash her privates like Jared does. I'm definitely thinking this is gender based.
I knew a man VERY WELL, a GROWN man, who would sit on the couch in the mornings and just absentmindedly flip his junk around....like any other compulsive behavior...knuckle popping, nail biting, penis bouncing...
Y'all ladies just don't properly understand the Joy that it is to have a penis. When you are in possession of such a fine instrument, naturally you want to a) make certain it is in a secure location by means of frequent manual checks and b) share it with an appreciative audience. We do learn this at an early age, and until it is beaten out of us in adolescence ("Son, it ain't the bait, it's the catch!").
Being the parent of two little boys myself, I've taken great strides not to diminish their natural inclinations. I want them to feel that their bodies are special, a gift to be cherished and valued, not denegrated as many families do. I want my boys to be proud of their parts, as I am of mine. I think penises get a bad rap in this country. There just isn't enough positive attention paid to male sexuality, and as a result it's a convenient excuse for pretty much any excess. You almost never hear, "Did you see Audrey's new Hummer? Guess someone's got a little twat!" Whereas a male expresses his opinion and if it isn't agreeable to any particular female, she can merely wave her Estrogen Wand and dismiss said opinion with "Well, of course you feel that way. You are burdened with a dick and are merely male." It's shameful and degrading. The Penis should get some respect.
Of course, I'd probably swap in a heartbeat to have a clitoris. If I had one of those, hell, I'd never leave the house. Y'all get multiple orgasms. That makes up for a lot.
Terry
omg! that is too damn funny!!
maybe he is preparing for his future career as a stripper?
still, that was funny as fuck!
i was having a shit day, that cheered me right up!
Boys have burritos, girls have tacos.
(Sorry...too good to pass up)
ROTFLMAO!!!!
That is TOO funny! Sorry you have such a time on your hands - the force is strong in this one.
God LUUUCK!
P.S. Did you tell him "Yeah and I've got your Bitch Slap right here?"
Kira, are you still putting those deposits in the Therapy Fund? ;)
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