Can I? Huh, huh?
Question: is it ok to kill my ex if he sent my daughter (who is just recovering from a bad cold) to school with a very thin long-sleeved shirt on and thin long-sleeved pants...NO JACKET...NOTHING ELSE besides shoes...and it was 27 degrees F this am?
I'm just checking.
It's not good to set off for Columbia in a mood to teach the kids new curse words...
I'm just checking.
It's not good to set off for Columbia in a mood to teach the kids new curse words...
posted by Kira | 12:18 PM
13 Comments:
No: then he's dead, you're in jail or dead, and then who's going to see tat the kids are dressed at all?
Joe--how about maiming then?
SC--hmmm now THAT might be a plan...
Too bad he doesn't read your blog. Then he'd know what a fucking idiot he is.
;)
As a great friend told me, "I'll help bury the body." :)
I'll sing the Dixie Chicks song while you and Amanda are digging the shallow grave. It'll be like motivation or some shit.
GOOOOOOOD BYYYYYYYE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!
(at least his name isn't Earl!)
By the way, have I told you how sexy you are when you're pissed off?
Kira,
No.
Luv,
Joe
Yes, kill him. That way we can grab Alex, Justin, and the kids an run off to do a PhD program together wherever the hell we feel like it! Of course, I want to go someplace with snow.
To add to your grading envy, I just wanted you to know I actually took papers to grade with me to the midnight showing of Goblet of Fire last night, haha! I couldn't talk anyone else into going, so I just went by myself and sat there grading more baby-killers papers (I'm officially retiring the abortion topic next semester) while waiting for the movie to start. A couple people even offered to help, lol. Now that's what I call multi-tasking! I just stayed up the rest of the night and finished all my 101 papers, so everything for those classes (essays, journals, supplemental exercises, etc.) are all done! Yay! Yes, even though I had that 7 a.m. class, I stayed out at the movies until 4 a.m. It was totally worth it, though. I saw it again this afternoon and have tix for Sunday now. I told you I was obsessed!
As far as the movie goes, it was abso-friggin-lutely brilliant! It's the best of the four by far. I made an entry on my livejournal and will probably do a full review at some point. Perhaps I should start cutting and pasting those on to this one at some point. At any rate, is it bad that I thought the funniest part of the movie was the necropedolestation scene with a dead girl's ghost and a 15 yo's nipples? Haha! See ya Monday! **hugs**
Laura--HAHA! Yes, you have an excellent point. I've heard that sometimes seeing your own stupidity in print causes one to reevaluate one's actions ;)
Amanda--thanks! you're the best!
April--ok, so Amanda helps bury the body while you sing...can somebody else bring the alcohol so we can make it into a party? Oh, and thanks ;) hehe I can't help myself sometimes...temper, you know!
Joe--awww...how about shaving his head then? ;)
Chuck dear--hmmm if we go somewhere with snow, Alex must keep me warm. You know how I am with cold! I'm hoping I feel better enough by tomorrow afternoon to see Harry Potter. Ariana is really looking forward to it(and the rest of us too), and I'd hate to disappoint. So, three viewings down and 8 more to go? haha! Do you wanna grade my papers now so you have something to do? ;)
well now, with my family im offended you didnt come to me first if murder has crossed your mind! we can do some very cheap rates! ;)
What -- do you then want him to put on a saffron robe and chant while hanging around in airports? ;)
My ex, the slob to rival all slobs, left my son's winter coat in the garage since...well, last winter. It was, at various times, run over by the tractor, lawn mower, etc. (Never the car. The two-car garage is FAR to cluttered to fit a car in!) It was BLACK with oil and dirt. THey washed it, but 'P' won't wear it because it smells. He's at my house this weekend. No coat. I intended to go buy him one today, but the neighbor kid came over to plan and he ran out the door. I layed him in four shirts - including his teenage sister's sweatshirt over hsi own shirts. Men! They're incredibly stupid! (Except Alex and Paul, of course.)
Women! They're incredibly insensitive! (Except for Kira and her cohort, of course.) ;)
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