Star Wars for Valentine's Day
There's apparently a site that has these Valentine's day ecards with a Star Wars theme on them. Most of the cards are the sort that only a true geek can laugh at, really...like this one.
So, Alex sent the best ones to me via email because he knows I'm a total geek who would appreciate it. However, this one made me pause. I know I have a vulgar mind and all, but hey, does anybody ELSE see the innuendo here?
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Ok, so I can't count. English professors can't do math. I confess.
My daughter, now, SHE actually gets A+'s in math. So, it was my daughter who pointed out to me today while staring at the roses Alex had delivered to the house, "Hey mommy! That's EIGHTEEN roses, not TWELVE!" Yeah. Woops. So, um, cough cough. That's 30 roses on my table, plus her carnations from Valentine's day. We eat in a florist's shop.
Good thing she's around. I'm going to train her to balance my checkbook by the time she's ten. It'll be more accurately done that way.
posted by Kira | 3:08 PM
13 Comments:
Yeah I caught the joke about the shoot. Did you catch the double entendre that you put up to go along with it?: "in u endo"
Oh! My! God! Those Star Wars valentines are hilarious! I looooove the look on Han Solo's face, it goes perfectly with the caption. Thanks for posting.
now u see, any woman who sent me one of those cards? marriage time!
I would've thought the second card was from Indiana Jones not Star Wars...KIDDING!! But yeah, I got it. Men should learn NEVER to shoot first though, not just on Valentine's Day.
EGADS!!
When your daughter begins her checkbook balancing career, let me know!!!
Would Ari be available for stats tutoring tonight? My brain is slowly turning to sludge...
I agree with April. Not shooting first should be a requirement for every day, not just valentine's day.
Every day is a good day to share the love..
and never count the roses, even one can mean true love.
It's so nice you both are so happy with each other.
and that you know it.
pass it on
Han Solo: Intergalactic Pilot, Porn Star. Leading roles in: Star Whores, The Empire Likes Black, and Return of the Woody. Also appeared in: Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Poon, Working Girl, What Lies Beneath, and many other fine flicks. :)
Valentine's Day is over, you fecking lovesick puppy. Yes, we all know everybody loves you. Quit rubbing our noses in it and move on. :p
It's not you, that card is totally sexual. God, HF was a cutie.
Greedo!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
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Ummm...I should learn to write. I meant in the "original" version, Hans shoots first.
Sorry...
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