Per April's Request

I had posted on Jezzy's blog a comment that involved showing the lyrics to a song my ex used to sing to me...frequently. He mostly sung it to me because it always had me cracking up so hard that I could barely breathe. I admit it was exceedingly clever. Whatever other faults my ex might have, he was extremely creative and pretty damn smart. Anyway, the original to the song, for the non-US audience, is this:

My country,' tis of thee,
sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing;
land where my fathers died,
land of the pilgrims' pride,
from every mountainside let freedom ring!

Ok, now Rob's version:

My cunty tis of thee!
Sweet land of ecstacy!
Of thee I sing
Land where my sperm have died!
Land where they all have tried!
To put a baby inside!
Of Kira Lee!

(Lee is my middle name)


April/Gimpy saw my comment on Jezzy's blog and told me I should post it here. So, there we go! haha! Enjoy!