Woops!
So, this is me at like 21 or so. Yes, it's chain mail...I'm a geek, and I thought it was COOL to have something vaguely like Red Sonja. And of course that's a sword. Anyway! I've never been a horridly modest person. I usually walk around my apartment nude unless the weather is too chilly to permit it. So, when I was around the age you see right there in that picture, I was walking around my apartment off of Duke University's West Campus in the nude. I needed to fetch my book off of the end table in the living room. So, there I was, walking into the living room and boom! I turned and realized I had left the blinds open.The sliding glass door faced the parking lot.
A guy around my age had pulled up into the parking lot. He was gripping the wheel with a vice-like clamp, whites of his knuckles visible from inside my place. Jaw dropped, he stared straight into my apartment as if all his prayers had been answered. Laughing, I grabbed a blanket and my book, wrapping the cloth around me as I backed up--slowly, because I just couldn't stop enjoying his priceless facial expression--back out of view of the sliding glass doors.
Once out of his sight, I scampered back to my bedroom and pulled back my drapes a bit so I could see what the guy was doing. Yup, still staring. I laughed, put my book down, started to read it and wondered...had he left now? Peeking back out, what did I see?
Yeah. Still staring.
I laughed more and settled back into my book, shaking my head. I still wonder how long it took him to realize that the naked lady wasn't coming back!
posted by Kira | 6:38 PM
16 Comments:
If it had been me, I would have still been there.
:D
i bet he still dreams of it now....
or are they nightmares?
Rock that body, baby!!!!
BTW, are those socks you're wearing? ;)
Alex--you still ARE there, dear...haha!
Cookie--only NIGHTMARES that he let this babe slip through his hands, sweetheart! haha!
Laura--not socks. Soft grey suede boots with a light purple interior. They were my favorites when I was like 20 or so, but they died by the time I turned 25.
SC--LOL! Why am I not surprised that the guys all decided to gather out on their balconies rather than inform her that folks could see her while she showered? ;) Although who knows--maybe she knew and did it on purpose!
You still got that nice flat belly? I really like flat belly. If you work 'em just right, you can play tunes with some light slapping, accompanied by harmonica.
Seriously? Seriously??
OMG.
You look amazing.
*slouches off to cry into Chinese food*
Great piccy!
I understand the walking around the apartment nude thing. I do it too - and yep, I always forget about closing the blinds!
Red Sonja! love it!
good post, great story.
so what r u dressing up as this Halloween?
Consider it an accurate outfit because Sam was looking over my shoulder at the picture and said "who's that? Red Sonja?" before he even read the blog!
My body has NEVER looked remotely like that!! I am so envious now...however very proud that anyone as sexy as you would consider flirting with me. Then again, you flirt with rocks...
I guess there is really no up-side for me here. Nice picture.
whos Red Sonja? i thought that was meant to be princess leia? at least it wasnt Jabba.
My first thought was Red Sonja too even before i read it. Cookie Monster, Red Sonja is a comic book character. the hot female version of Conan. it was made into a very bad movie once with Schwartzenhager (however u spell it) and Brigitte Nielsen
I remember Red Sonja - and I agree - very much like her!
DAMN HOT MAMMA!!!
You could've co-starred in a movie along side Angelina Jolie!!
What's up with you and all your kinky costumes??
My first apartment was next to an aparment with 4 college baseball players. They always used to come on their balcony and flirt with me when I was out there smoking. So one night, after a few glasses of wine and a bubble bath, I decided to go out there in my towel. Nothing else. I gave them a little strip tease without completely taking off my towel. What a little slut I was trying to be. I should've at least gotten laid, huh?
Hoss--you must be kidding me! I have two children. There's no "nice flat tummy" anymore! All moms who visit my blog who have TWO children and also have a FLAT TUMMY, raise your hand. Hear the crickets, Hoss? LOL I sprung back after one all right, but two did me in.
A*--key word: "lookED" ;) I wish I still had that body. No wait, actually I don't since that would negate my kids, and they were SO worth it.
Jezzy--that means you probably have a following waiting eagerly for your blinds to be open too...haha! Esp now as it's turning to summer there, right?
aliyn--actually, I haven't figured it out yet (what I'll wear for Halloween). I have a medieval wench costume I'm rather fond of, so that might work!
MR--haha! cool, so my fantasy of looking like red sonja worked!
WW--I'd flirt with you before I'd ever flirt with an ol' rock, dear! ;)
Cookie--that'd be me with the braids in a curl around each ear, right? Oh, oh! but I SO would wear a chain like she did as she sat at jabba's feet!
Angie--well, the one from the comic book I hope... The brigette one was tall and lanky. Red Sonya should have curves, damnit! In all actuality, I'm way too short to be Red Sonja. Sigh. Oh well, I gave it my best shot!
April--I'm a kinky bitch. That's why! Haha! Well, the chain mail bikini I saved up and bought happily. The fur bikini...well, that was a fetish of the ex's, so he made that one for me. I was always up for things that provided me with more sex, hence I wore it.
And I can't believe you did NOT get laid! what's up with that?
yummm.... ummm... I mean, uh... nice picture...
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