Sex
Amanda and I have decided that there should be one line added to the definition of sex: lasts longer than 20 minutes.
Ok, so by this definition, several people I know are still virgins. Isn't that grand???
Ok, so by this definition, several people I know are still virgins. Isn't that grand???
posted by Kira | 11:38 AM
11 Comments:
Definitely longer than 20 mins... Yes, you are absolutely correct.
20 minutes? thats enough time to do it twice an order in a pizza!
Under 20 minutes is positively tragic.
I'm thinking about 30-40 minutes is usually good for me.
I agree with Cap B, anything less than about 30 min is what I would most definitely consider a quickie. Those should be reserved for lunch breaks or if there's company coming over. heh.
But then, anything over 45 minutes and you'd better be getting out the ice when it's all over and done. Or are you talking 20 min including foreplay??? I'd prefer at least an hour if there's quality foreplay involved.
SC--no, the Bill Clinton definition of sex is "if you don't insert tab A into slot B, then it doesn't count!" ;)
Angie--see? I knew I could count on your vote too!
Cookie--NOOOOOOO! You are incorrect! Aw rats, we need to find some nubile young lady to come over to London and train you up right, don't we? :)
CB--see, I'm with you there. 30 min is the minimum to me to feel like I had a great time. 30 to 40 min sounds good. Then I won't feel unsated and needful for the rest of the day.
Chief--You make a good point. There ARE times and places for a wham-bam-thank you ma'am. Usually I classify those areas as public places, though. Like...ok, if you are hiking in a state park, and there might be other hikers on the trail, 15 min is totally acceptable. Uhhhh...ummmm...not that I'd KNOW this or something *coughs*
Laura--unlike most males, I was thinking that foreplay was an intrinsic part of sex, and yes, an hour is great then!!! Now, as far as 45 min being ice pack city, that'd only be if the guy failed to do his duty to keep you lubricated. To me, lubrication is the key (could I be more graphic? probably, but for the sake of this post, I won't be TOO bad...LOL). For instance, when I was breastfeeding, the hormone levels did not allow for proper lubrication, so I could get sore pretty fast. But typically, if the guy is good at causing lubrication/overstimulating me, we can go at it for more than an hour, no problem. Managed with Aled for four hours one morning, obviously no kids, and yes that includes foreplay and groping interludes, but hey, that worked out GREAT 'cause he kept me very excited.
Ok, I've probably just made Alex turn thirty shades of red (he's a bit more private than I am...not hard to do, but still...). Honey, but it's a GOOD red! Be proud! Pat yourself on the back! Hahaha!
I can't claim virginity under these new rules, but I can certainly toss out some worthless encounters as though they never happened. They no longer count! YAY!
I'll leave poor Alex alone. To comment further might make him go from red to purple and break out in a nervous sweat.
LOL! Yes, Mandy, they NO LONGER COUNT. You can officially forget about them (as if you hadn't already!) because they just don't count.
And even though Alex usually posts on my blog, you'll note he didn't add anything here. He was, indeed, too busy blushing. Damn I love that cutie! Haha!
If one spends less than 20 minutes masturbating, is it not masturbation?
If you spend less than 20 minutes a day thinking about sex, does that make you a virgin?
April--right guy'll fix that...*coughs, and looks angelic* :)
Joe--no. It's not masturbation if it's less than 20 min. HAH! Thought you caught me in some sort of logical flaw, eh? EH???? But that's total time per day. So, if you masturbate for 7 min three times per day, you masturbate. Twice per day at 7 min, no you don't!
NWJR--what's that like? I have no idea. Not even THINKING about sex for 20 min a day? Uhhh... We'll stick with the original definition of sex being 20 min or longer, and thinking is not relevant to the equation!
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