The Good News
Here's information you can use! I came to a revelation of great importance when posting on A*'s blog yesterday!
Ok, so you know how many of us are behind on doing things? We're behind on grading, cleaning, emails, phone calls, stuff at work, etc, right? I think that means we're behind on life.
And if we are behind on life, we aren't aging at the same rate as the rest of humanity who ARE keeping up with life. We are, indeed, aging slower.
Do you see the beauty of that one? Yes, that's right, procrastinators and people who just can't get their act together are YOUNGER in the end! WOOHOO!
That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it.
Ok, so you know how many of us are behind on doing things? We're behind on grading, cleaning, emails, phone calls, stuff at work, etc, right? I think that means we're behind on life.
And if we are behind on life, we aren't aging at the same rate as the rest of humanity who ARE keeping up with life. We are, indeed, aging slower.
Do you see the beauty of that one? Yes, that's right, procrastinators and people who just can't get their act together are YOUNGER in the end! WOOHOO!
That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it.
posted by Kira | 2:44 AM
11 Comments:
GENIUS! I support this theory 1000%!
You know...I have thought of this before with regards to my developmentally delayed daughter. Sure, she didn't walk until she was 18 months old, and she didn't start talking with any regularity until she was 2 and 1/2 (and still isn't talking well), but I bet she lives to be 150.
I'm considering this and it just occured to me that this means she may not leave home until she's 35.
~groan~
So that paper I didn't finish in high school is why I continue to feel 15 years old? Well, fuck me; I'm going to go back and finish it, so I can get my driver's license and a real girlfriend.
Okay, I love this. I mean, this justifies the entire way I live my life. Perfect!
So, obviously, the title of your book will be: "As Time Doesn't Go By"?
lol - so you understand why I haven't gotten around to answering your interesting and colourful email yet? I'm trying to stay young, dammit!
No wonder no one believes it when I say I'm 27, I'm so far behind on things that I'm really like 21! Sounds good to me!
OMG...I'm going to be in diapers soon!!!
BEEE-UUU-TEEE-FULLL!!!
Darling, I am so glad to have inspired the most scientifically sound theory EV-AR!!
:-)
While logic may seem to suggest otherwise, I compeltely agree with this theory and will support it whole heartedly!!
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