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I think that the Meredith Brooks' song, "Bitch," summarizes me rather nicely. Or, if you prefer, X. dell says I'm a life-smart literary scholar with a low BS tolerance...that also works!

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

How To Know It's That Time of the Month

Dinner:

4 Godiva Truffles

1 Pint Haagen Dazs Dulce De Leche

To Student Who Had a Cell Phone Ring In Class:

"What location on your body would you like that shoved up?"

To Students Who Were Whispering In Class:

"Shut up or I throw you out of class bodily"

Yup, I figure right about now Alex is pretty damn happy he's in Columbia...haha!

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just graded four sets of papers and gave guess how many As? TWO. Granted, I gave no Ds or Fs either. But still - I'm grumpy if out of four classes there are only 2 As.

I'm sorry Alex had to go to Cola. so soon. At least he's only a few hours away now.

Hope the mood subsides soon!

7:35 PM  
Blogger A* said...

Oooh girl...that was me last week. Nothing like some yummy sweets to even that out. :)

Hold on, it will get better.

7:54 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Even in those moments, I still prefer being by your side.

7:58 PM  
Blogger cookie monster said...

hmmmm, women and THAT time of the month.... scary!

2:10 AM  
Blogger Canoes under my shoes said...

I love your lack of social filter. I don't think I could channel you in the elementary school, though.

6:49 AM  
Blogger WordWhiz said...

I posted this once, but it's worth repeating in light of the topic at hand. It's so true:

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

I'm sorry...what was it you asked me??

:-)

11:35 AM  
Blogger NWJR said...

Next time I go to the theatre, I'm taking you with me. No, not as a date...but to yell at the rude people that inevitably show up with cell phones.

I'll buy you all the chocolate and ice cream you want...

12:59 PM  
Blogger Kira said...

Angie--I fear the grading of the papers I have right now. Two 155s means yes, there will be F's.

A*--today is already better. However, I started the day with the last of the Godiva truffles Alex left me, so...how could it fail? haha!

Alex darling--now why am I not surprised you'd say that? You'd probably just massage me into incoherency and life would indeed be much better. Works for me!

Cookie--why? You know somebody other than women who have that time of the month? haha!

SC--why thank you! *bows* I HATE cell phones and the rude behavior of some cell phone users. It's class. Turn the damn thing off or I have the right to smash it or jam it into a body part and render it unusable. I usually write up on the board the first day the following equation:

"You + cell phone going off in my class = death"

It gets the point across most of the time.

Laura--EXACTLY WHY I teach on the college level...haha! I would be SO fired on the elementary level.

Mandy--I LOVE that one! I remember when you posted it and thought, how true!

NWJR--make it dark chocolate and dulce de leche ice cream and it's a done deal! For some reason, people take screaming better from a petite redhead female than most other sources. I don't know why. All I know is that I typically get away with my little fits.

GBM--yes, B&J is terrific stuff too. Cookie dough, cookies and cream, anything with chocolate in it, and anything caramel always wins.

2:44 PM  
Blogger Amanda said...

Mmm - Dulce de Leche!

Can you come to work with me Friday? I think you're the perfect person to rid me of Crazy Heifer

4:29 PM  

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